What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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