I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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