wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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