It's a beautiful day for a hangover
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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