Don't EVER smell your tampon
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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