So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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