Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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