you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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