Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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