This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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