Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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