I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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