ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
vagina is talking i cant
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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