I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He did a backflip because drugs
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