if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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