He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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