all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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