how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
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there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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