is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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