So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...