I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You ruined the universe
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize