i permit you to call me
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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