he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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