I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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