you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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