No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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