You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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