If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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