Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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