So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Buhtt sex?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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