Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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