Do you still have your period?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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