Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
ugly people sure do ruin things
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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