i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Your penis caused this!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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