We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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