Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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