i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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