Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Ladies don't puke and tell
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