How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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