no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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