Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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