yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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