just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
