If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Small penises have feelings too.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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