I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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