i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
