And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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