He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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