Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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