walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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