We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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