I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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I can't trust your balls anymore.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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