I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Oh god it's open bar.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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